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Agr Koi Pyari Si Girl Valentine's Day
Per Apko “I LOVE U” Bole To 3 Baten Ho
Sakti Hain

1. Uski Aankhen Kharab Hain

2. Ya Uska Dimagh Kharab Hai

3. Ya Wo Khud Kharab Hai :-

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Bohat log kehte hai k gunha hy valentine din manana wajah pochne pe bohat bari bari storys batae jati hy koi kehta hy mohabbat k liye ik din hi kun manae tou koi muje batae mother's day ik din k lie kun father's day ik din k lie kun 14august ek din k lie kun har din ki apni ek value hoti hy aur yeh din pyar karne walon ka din hy khushi ka din hy agar is k peche koi story bhe hy tou hum us story ki wajah se yeh din nahin manaya karte hum yeh din ruthon ko manane k liye manate hy dil mai jo batein hoti hai apne pyaron ko lie wo batane k lie manate hy bata to hum waise bhi sakte hy per is din k hone se humko ik wajha mil jati hai.Isliye plz jo yeh sochte hy k yeh din manana gunha hy to apni soch ko badl dein..Frwd to all ur friends plz.


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Girl: Valentines Day Qareeb Hai Janu...

Kya Gift Do Gay?

Boy: Kya Chayeh?

Girl: Ring
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Boy: Ring Dounga Par Uthana Nahi,
Balanace Kam Hai Yaaar.:)=t

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According To The Valentine Week Myth,
February 10 Is Called The Teddy Bear Day!!

'You Are The Twinkle Of My Eyes;
The Smile On My Lips;
The Joy Of My Face;
Without You I Am Incomplete.
Happy Teddy Bear Day'.

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Its D Month Of

Kisses, Surprises,
Proposals & Dates,
Chocolates & Gifts,
Hugs n Luv Songs

It’s Feb..

Wishng U A Love Filled
Valentine Month..!!

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Loveria Hilal cometee k mutabiq PYAR ka chand nazar agaya hy.

Lehaza 14th Feb ko “VALENTINE DAY”riwaeti ISHQ O MOHABBAT se mnaya jaega

awam se guzarish hy k apne apne LOVER se narazgi khtam kr k

ek”RED SUIT”KA intizam kren or intihai aqedt or mohbt k 7 manaen MOHABBAT KA chand Mubarak ho.

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Batao..!
aj kahan milo gy tum..!

tumhe ik phool dena hy

Tumsy ik ehad lena hy

Tumhain muskan kehna hy

Tumhain dil

dharkan

jan kehna hy

jo juda kerney ki hain sazishain

unhen be’jan kerna hy

haan tumse bohut kuch kehna hy

batao..!

kia mohabat main ik phool bohut hoga..?

ya phir tum chand mango gy

ya meri jaan mango gy,

kia hamesha ka tum sath mango gy,

Ya phir hijar ka azaab mango gy,

batao..!

Kaha Milo Ge Tum Ko Aik Phool Dena Hai….
tumhain apna valentine kehna hay…

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To All My Friends Who R Committed:

Happy Valentine's Day.....



And To All My Friends Who R Single,
Happy Independence Day...:-)

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True meanings of love:
If its bcoz of her eyes,lips or body,
its not love its" LUST".

If its bcoz of her intelligence or insight about life,
its not love,its "ADMIRATION".

If its bcoz she cries evrytime U try to leave her,
its not love its "PITY".

If its bcoz she makes U 4get to study n sleep,
its not love its "INFATUATION"

"LOVE is...!

when U do not know y U seem to b attracted to a person. LOVE has its reason and that reason is UNKNOWN..."!!!

Happy Valentines day 2 all! :)

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You are my valentine,
Which is why I have a smile.
Because you are mine,
I would go that extra mile.
For you are my valentine,
I will always love you with all my heart.
Because you just shine,
Except for when we have to part.
My valentine,
I think you will like your gift.
Because you are Davine,
And asked for it.
For you are my valentine,
And you will always be.
I take that as a sign,
Because I have given you a key.
My valentine,
That key is to my heart.
And I wouldn't have given it to you,
If you weren't my valentine.


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1 Pathan Ko Log Maar Rahy Thy.

Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha Kyon Maar Rahy Ho?


Log Bolay:


Subah Se Pooch Raha Hai.

Valentine's Day Ki Namaz Kitne Bajy Hogi.

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Question:

I___________YOU,

What Would u like to Say me on 14 Feb?
Select from these










Reply Must..! Plz



ANSWERS:
1=I Kiss U
2=I miss U
3=I am only 4 U
4=I Wait 4 U
5=I Like U
6=I Pray 4 u
7=I Love U
8=I Fight with U
9=I Hate u
10=I Kill u


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Zara Socho!

14 February Ko Aakhir Aisar Kya Hota Hai K

Theak 9 Months K Baas 14 November Ko Children's Day Manaya Jata Hai. :-)

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Only For Lovers:

Muhabbat Karne Waly To Khuabon Main Mulaqaat Kar Lete Hain Faraz!



Phir Chahay Valentine's Day Sunday Ko Ho Ya Monday Ko.


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On Valentine's Day

A Boy giving Rose to a Girl.

What is a Guarantee that HIS Sister will not Receive a Flower from another Boy?

Don't Celebrate Valentine Day.

Forward Please.

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Lo BHAI Karachi Ki Larkiyon Ne Phir Masla Khara Kar Diya Hai.

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Kehti Hain.

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Valentine's Day Sirf IRFAN k Sath Manaengy. :-)


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Great Words by DEAD LOVER from HEAVEN.

I Would Have Been Alive
If You Would Have Given the Rose.

Before On Valentine's Day.

Rather Than Keeping
It On My Grave Today.

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Peshawer Walon Ne Ek Baar Phir Phadda Daal Diya Hai.

Kehtay Hain k Valentine Day "SAUDIA"

K Saath Manaingay.

Saturday Ko.

Main To Kehta Hon Is Baar Unki Maan Len. :-)

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Please Please Sab Doston Se Appeal Hai.

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Valentine's Day Ka Boycott Karen.

Kyon K


Mere Naal Koi SET Nahi Tay,
Tusi Moja Kardy Oo.

Kujh Tey Sharam Karo. :-)

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A Msg for All Students of
Different Colleges and Universities!

As We All Know that Pakistan had Been Through
So Many Strikes and Holidays, Last year.

So,

To Cover-up that all the Students
Must Have to Convince Our Schools Admin Team
To Open The School

on 14th Feb (Sunday). :-)


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A Very Sad News For All Young Girls and Boys:

Dear! This Valentine is Coming on Sunday.

Ab Kya Bol k Ghar Se Niklo Gey?

Enjoy This Valentine With Your Family.

Ha Ha Ha.:-)

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Aap Ankhain Band Kijiye Aap k Liye Valentin's Day Gift Hai.

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Dramay Baaz!
Aankhain Bund Nahi Ki Na!
Ab Gift Bhi Nahi Milay ga.


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48+2 Members Can Sit In A Bus.
5+1 Can Sit In A Car.
3+1 Can Sit In A auto
1+1 Can Sit In A Bike.
Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart,
That's YOU My Dear Valentine.


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Kal Valentine day
Aqeedat o ehtram k sath mnaya gya
.
Kisi nakhushgawar waqye ke khabar
masul nhe hue
.
Sb Bchyaa apne apne ghar
kher o aafyat se
pohnch gyee.


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\ \ / /
\ \/ / ALENTINE
\___/

Is A"LOVELY" Day
For All "LOVERS"
And I Think It's Also U!
Because U r My BEST CHAND.."
"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY."


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  • Luvable number "1.4.3" Luvable symbol "RoSe" Luvable place "TaJmAhÄl" Luvable day "14 feb" Luvable organ "HeÅrT" Luvable person "yØu".... Happy Valentine day. ''''''''''''''''''''''
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  • *DilMeRhne* "*. Walo .*" "*.*" Aap Ko .*""*¤*""*. * DiL * "*. Se .*" "*.*"valentine day mubarak ho. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Ye zameen ruk jay. Aasma jhukh jay. Tera chahra jub aiy. Tu ijazat dy agur tujh sy thora piyar main kur lo jan e ja. Eak tara mang kar khali dil teri nazar kar do jan e ja. Tu khafa ho jay. Rat bhi ho ho jay. Din tery aanchal may chhup jay. Tera Chahre nazar aajay. ''''''''''"""""""""""""""""""""" APP APNE LYE VALENTINE "DATE" TALASH KR RHE THE? . I FOUND SM 1 FOR U ;****; o( @..@ )o "(---)" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" £/ ////______l ) /_(_) /__/ HANDS UP AND GIVE ME YOUR HEART ON THIS VALENTINES DAY LOVE YOU SWEETHEART. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" On Valentine’s Day, I’m thinking about the special ways you have made my life better. The little things, the not-so-little things... Your kindness, the way you always listen and pay attention to me. You make my world brighter and richer. You’re a gift to me, and I thank you for being you """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" On Valentine’s Day, we think of people who have cheered and encouraged us, who go out of their way to be kind and caring, who have enriched our lives just by being themselves. You are such a person. I’m so happy you’re my _____ (friend, aunt, co-worker, etc.) Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' | | ("v")"\ /"( @ ) |___ "v" \/ \__ Love You My Valentine Always Be Mine. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Aap ka valentine partner bhej raha hon ok. (\ /) /¤¤) "^----- ;"; \,,/"( , , )\\ // \\ // \\ Ab thnx bolne ki zrurat nahi hai. '''''''''''''''''''''''' PERMISSION TO LAND..? ----\---- ,--<>--=____/7 (_£___=------/ ._I__I_, CAN I LAND IN YOU HEART THIS VALENTINE DAY? ''''''''''''''''''''''''' Valentince day ke din me kehdo un kahi Tu he hai mere dil me tu he hai har kahin Tohfa hai mera tum ko ye ring dil ki nishani hai ye darling Karta hoon me ye wada tu jahan me wahin Yunhe milte the hoti thi bat Aise he hum khogae hen aaj K dilne jo kaha hai sach hai wo ya nahi Valentince day ke din me kehdun unkahin. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" B e my Valentine, for I E ach day have thought of you. M y whole life couldn't manage what Y our ready smile can do, V anquishing my loneliness A s though all light were new. L et me be your Valentine E ven as you're mine, N eeding what I have to give T hat each might each define I n friendship and in harmony, N ow you, now I the melody, E ach helping each to shine. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" H appy Valentine, my love! A ll my love is yours. P raised be love that brings us home, P ilgrims to these shores. Y earnings here find harborage; V anities, sly smiles. A ll that righteous anger rends, L ove here reconciles. E ven in the darkness where N o bitterness finds rest, T houghts of you are like a dawn I ntent on happiness. N or would I have so light a heart E xcept that I am blessed! """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
  • As long as you love me, I'll stay by your side, I'll be your companion Your friend and your guide, As long as you love me, As long as you care, I'll do anything for you, I'll go anywhere, I'll bring you the sunshine, I'll comfort your fears I'll gather up rainbows To chase all your tears, As long as forever, My love will be true For as long as you love me, I'll only love you. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''' O my dear Valentine Whats life? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. '''''''''''''''''''''''' On this day made just for lovers something weighs heavily on my mind yet still I have to question Will you be my valentine? There will be no roses delivered no chocolates that taste divine yet none of that matters to me Will you be my valentine? There will be no jewelry received from you to me that suits me just fine all I want from you is your heart Will you be my valentine? On this day made just for lovers you’ll give me your heart, I’ll give you mine yet still I have to question Will you be my valentine? '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' On this day made just for lovers something weighs heavily on my mind yet still I have to question . . . Will you be my valentine?
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  • This may be a little silly, But I have a question for you, Will you be my valentine? Cause no one else will do I know you are my boyfriend But will you be my valentine? I can’t think of anyone else I’d want to have as mine No one else gives me the tingles The way you always do, So, will you be my valentine? So I can share this with you… No one has ever kissed me And sent chills down my spine, Until the night you kissed me, So, please be my valentine… Like I said this is silly, But I have one last question for you… If you agree to be my valentine, Can I be yours too? ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' One Two How r u Three four Love me more Five six Date is fix Sis seven U r my Heaven Eight nine Be my Valentine '''''''''''''''''''' NOBODY wants U NOBODY Loves U NOBODY misses U NOBODY needs U NOBODY cares about U NOBODY makes U happy, Don't Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now! ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' C.L.I.C.K. means : C= Cant live without u L= Love u I= I miss u C= Care about u K= Kiss from my heart 2 u So Click on Valentine day SmS """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Advance Valentine's day. .* *, ,* *. * * * *. .* "*,,*" Pass this HEART 2 all ur frnds & also 2 ME. If 5 com back, u'll get a big surprise on. VALENTINES DAY! """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you 1 + 1= two eyes looking for you 3+2= five sensesmissing you. 4+3= seven days in a week i desire you. 7+5= 12months asking god to bless you """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Message:*some text missing* Sender:Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent:Date missing *Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing.... """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Pani main pathar mat pheko Koi pani pita hai Pani main pathar mat pheko Koi pani pita hai Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Q:Wat is luv? * * * * A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart n d most amazing thing is tat u still luv them wid every broken piece...! """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Memories r treasured no1 can steal. Parting is heartache no1 can heal. Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone but i'll remember u no matter how long.. '""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal, i'll pick them up & gather them all, coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through i'll cherish having sum1 like u! """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi... """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Wen things go wrong... Wen sadness fills ur heart... wen tears flow in ur eyes... always remember 3 things 1) I'm with u... 2) Still with u... 3) Will ALWAYS b... """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" The way u look into my eyes, it scares me, The way u say I Luv U, it scares me, The way u know just what to say, it scares me, The ways u scare me I luv it. '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

  • When Someone Who Is Deeply

    In Love With You Tells That

    You Are

    Adorable, Beautiful, & Angelic,

    I Agree. It�s True,

    Trust Me,

    I Swear Because Love Is Definitely Blind.

    Cheerful Valentine�s Day

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    Bliss is a scent.

    You can't spread on others

    without getting a couple of drops on urself.

    So dependably be cheerful

    to make others cheerful!

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    My beau and I separated. He needed to get hitched and I didn't need him to.

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    Meri sb se guzarsh hai k Valentine day k msgs bhejne ki bjaye subha

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    Blossoms bhej dia kren...:

    Valentine day apne ap hello there great ho jaye ga.; THANKS.

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    Don't hold to outrage, damage or torment. They take your vitality and keep you from adoration.

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    Valentine's Day: the occasion that reminds you that on the off chance that you don't have an uncommon somebody, only you're.

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    Tum Meri Valentine Ho

    Chanda Say Barh Kay " SHINE " Ho

    Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon

    Sab Say Super "WINE" Ho

    Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon

    Ten Out Of " NINE " Ho

    Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa

    Tum Meri Thi Tum " Mine " Ho

    Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main

    Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa " SIGN " Ho

    Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho

    Jo Makeup Karo Tu "Feast " Ho

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    I imperative to make it genuinely particular on Valentine's Day,

    so I joined my beau up.

    What's more for three solid hours

    I take a gander at anything I needed on TV.

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    Line Station pe shohaiir Bv ko leny gaya

    Bv: dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhaiii de rahaii haiii

    on the other hand tum ?

    Shohaiir:wo apni Bv ko chorny aaya haiii

    leny nahi.

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    Kid 2 Girl: Tumhaiiri Umar kya hy?

    Young lady: 20 years

    Kid: tum ne 2 5 saal pehle bhi yehi batai thi?

    Young lady: dekhaii larkiyan zuban ki kitni pakki hoti haiiin..!

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    Meri nend mjse bichr gai,

    Unimportant khwab mujh se juda hoy,

    Ye bara greetings ghm ka maqam hy

    Zara parcel aa me udas hon,

    Koi phot k ro rhaii hy abi talak meri zat men,

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    A few memories will never end .

    Some broken hrt will never retouch,

    A few tears will never dry and .

    My affection 4 will never pass on.

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    Love numerous things, 4 darein lies da genuine quality,

    Furthermore whosoever adores much per4ms much,

    Furthermore can accomplizh much,

    Furthermore whaiit iz d1 in adoration iz d1 well.

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    I 2ok All Da Pain Killers.

    Since I Wanted 2 Wash Away My Pain.

    Anyhow 1 Thought Of U.

    Furthermore It Hurts All Over Again. . .

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    Pyar kiya 2 unki mohaiibat nazar ayi,

    Dard hua hume 2 palke unki bhaiir ayi.

    Do dilo ki dhaiidkan me ek bat nazar ayi,

    Dil 2 unka dhaiidka standard awaz iz dil se ayi.

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    Aize Chup haiiin Ki Ye Manzil Bhi Khaiidi Ho Jaize

    Yu Milte Ho Tum Bhi Judai Ki Ghaiidi Ho Jaize

    Apne Hi Saye Se Na Jane Kyu Dar Jata Hu Main

    Aize Lagta haiiin Bich Mein Diwar Khaiidi Ho Jaize.

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    Zamane se nahi, tanhaiiyi se darte haiii

    pyaar se nahi rusvai se darte haiii

    milne ki ummeed bahut hoti haiii dil me

    lekin milne ke baad ki judai se darte haiii

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    Its d month of Kizses,

    surprizes recommendations n dates

    chocolatees n endowments

    embraces n Luvsongs,

    Its FEB

    Wizhing u a Luv filled VALLENTINE month.

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    Regardless it appears as though enchantment

    everytime I recollect

    how cherish delicately 2uched our hearts

    accumulating 2gedar

    I cherish u haiippy Valentines Day

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    Despite everything it appears as though enchantment

    everytime I recall

    how cherish delicately 2uched our hearts

    accumulating 2gedar

    I cherish u haiippy Valentines Day

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    Congrats.ur ph1 haiis been introduced with another riddle diversion.

    2 play,throw ur ph1 against da wall.dan amass da pieces....

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    Lastnite i went 2 cot without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,

    mizsing ur warmth, ur delicate 2uch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,

    my stunning night robe

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    February iz here

    L0ve iz in da air

    Valentines iz close

    s0 al u l0ve fowls i need U 2 cheer!!

    haiive an exceptionally haiipy Seas0n 0f L0ve

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    child i haiive a compulsion problem.people say i shud go 2 rehaiib however I

    continuously tell da m i dont wanna go reason im dependent 2 . U

    *****************

    After a fight, a wife said 2 her spouse, "u know, I was a moron when I wedded u."

    What's more da spouse answered, "Yes, dear, however I was infatuated and didn't recognize it."

    *****************

    Q: Whaiit haiippens when u become hopelessly enamored with a French culinary expert?

    A: U get flattered.

    *****************

    Whaiit iz da contrast between a young lady who iz debilitated

    of her beau and a mariner who falls in2 da sea?

    1 iz exhausted over a man da odar iz a man over the edge.

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    Whaiit sort of blossoms do u never give on Valentine's Day?

    Cauliflowers!

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    Whaiit did da kid owl say 2 da young lady owl on Valentine's Day?

    Owl be urs

    *****************

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar iz sweet, thus are u. At the same time da

    roses are shrinking, da violets are dead, da sugar dish's vacant thus

    iz ur head.

    *****************

    Affection may be lovely, love may be blizs

    Yet I just rested with u, on the grounds that I was pizsed.

    *****************

    I thought dat I could love no odar

    Until, dat iz, I met ur brodar.

    *************


    Valentines Day msg in Urdu, Hindi

    socha aap say baat karoon
    Phir Socha,Ek mulaqaat Karoon
    Phir Socha Q na Intezaar karoon
    Phir.. Soocha …q na .. ek kaam karoon
    ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon
    HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPY VALENTINE DAY……. 
    —————————————
    V…Is For Valentine, U R My Only Valentine
    A…..Is For I Will Always Be urz
    L…..Is For Love At Its Most Extreme
    E…..Is For Everlasting Love Ecstatic Love.
    N…..Is For Nvr Ending Love
    T…..Is For We Will Always Be Together Forever
    I…..Is For u Being Intelligent And Innocent;
    N….Is For Natures Naughty Way Of Saying I Luv u 2
    E…..Is For Eternity Our Love Is So Ever Lasting.
    ————————————————————-

    14th Feb Valentine Day Ko Loog Aysa Kia Karty Hain Kh Theakh 9 Month Baad 14 Nov Ko Children Day Manana Parta Hai????  :p
    —————————————

    Koon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko?
    Loog chehro ko bhool jatey hain
    Tum samander kee baat karti ho
    Log aankhon mein doob jatey hain
    hapPpppy valentine’s day
    —————————————

    Chehry Per Banawat Ka Gussa
    Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai
    Is Shauq E Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
    Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai
    hapPpppy Valentine’s day..
    —————————————

    According To The Valentine Week Myth,
    February 10th Is Called The Teddy Bear Day

    ‘u r The Twinkle Of My Eyes
    The Smile On My Lips;
    The Joy Of My Face;
    Without u I m Incomplete.
    Happy Teddy Bear Day’.
    ——————————————

    Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka
    Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye
    Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka
    ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye
    HapPpppy Valentines day
    ——————————————-

    Valentines Day is a day of love, so muum,
    I want to say that noone gives more love than u
    u brighten everyday. u deserve my undying love,
    u earned it from the start. So on Valentines Day I give to u.
    A very special place in my heart!

    —————————————

    Perfact love iz not receiving, it iz giving and forgiving.
    perfact love iz not red roses on valentine day,
    its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone
    ——————————————

    Hy
    .-””’-.
    ( ‘o’ )
    (,,)=(,,)
    Can i stay here in your “inbox”and wait until 14 February?

    So i can be the first to say you Advanced “Happyyyyyyyyy Velantines Day”
    ——————————————-

    No greeting card to give.
    No sweet flowers 2 send.
    No cute graphics to forward.
    Just
    a LOVING HEART sayin ‘HAPPPPPPPY valetine’s day
    With lots of L0ve…………. 

    ———————————————

    |”"|__|”"|.*.**
    | * * APPY.*
    |__|”"|__|.*.*
    *.*.*.VALENTINE’S.*.*.*
    *.*DAY* * * *
    ——————————————–

    L0ve is Life.L0ve is for Every1.So,Do L0ve n Spread L0ve.With lots of L0ve.

    \\ ____ //
    \\//\\//ishing
    “”" “”"
    \\//
    //ou
    “‘
    //___//
    //”"”//appy

    \\//
    v alentine’s Day
    ——————————————

    When Some1 Who Iz Deeply
    In Love With u Tells That
    u r
    Cute, Beautiful, & Angelic,
    I Agree. It’s True,
    Believe Me,
    I Swear Because Love Iz Definitely Blind….  
    Happy Valentines Day
    ————————————————

    Ur Name
    Iz The Fire
    That
    BurnZ With Red Hot
    FlameZ Of
    Eternal Passion
    On The
    TabletZ Of My Heart
    Happy Valentines Day
    ———————————————

    A Valentine iz nothing like
    A chocolate r a rose.
    For in a week these shall b gone,
    But Valentines remain.
    If love were always sweet 2 tongue
    r fragrant 2 the nose,
    Each day would be like Valentine’s,
    And we would go insane.
    ———————————————–

    Agr Koi Pyari Si larki Valentine’s Day
    Per Apko “I LOVE You” Bole To 3 Batein Ho
    Sakti Hain

    Uski Aankhen Kharab Hain
    Ya Uska Dimagh Kharab Hai
    Ya Wo Khud Kharab Hai  
    ————————————————–

    Will u b my Valentine?
    I know that I m urz.
    u r like a tossing sea
    And I m like ur shores.
    u r like an endless wave
    And I ur waiting sand.
    And I will wait forever as
    u come n smooth my hand.

    I will wait forever, yet
    u r a part of me.
    I hold u in my arms, while u
    Come to me endlessly.

    Will u be my Valentine?
    I know that I m urz.
    I love u with a love that yearns
    To b “““““ ur golden shores .
    —————————–i——————-

    Valentine is a “LOVELY” day 4 all”LOVERS”

    & i think it’s also u! Because u r my sweet “VALENTINE”

    “HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY”
    —————————————————

    Girl: Valentines Day Qareeb Hai JanuUUUUUUUUUU…

    Kya Gift Do Gay?

    Boy: Kya Chaiiiiiiiiy?

    Girl: Ring
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Boy: Ring Dounga Par Uthana Nahi,
    Balanace Kam Hai Yaaar.:P
    ——————————————————

    Without Lovedayz r
    “Sadday,
    moanday,
    tearsday,
    wasteday,
    thirstday,
    frightday,
    shatterday,
    so be in Luv everyday
    Wish you a Happpppppppppy Valentines Day!
    ——————————————————

    ………..TO MY……………….

    ………VALENTINE…………

    ….I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY…..

    ……OUR LOVE IS A DEEP………

    ……..AS THE ACEAN………….

    ….AS HIGH AS THE STARS……..

    ………….AND……………..

    ,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,

    .......,,,as the sky/...........

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